Monday, May 22, 2006
1. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
2. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
3. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
4. What is the speed of dark?
5. If a stealth bomber crashes into the woods, does it make any noise?
6. Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"
7. If a book about failure does not sell, is it a success?
8. If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
9. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
10. When you choke a smurf, what colour does he turn?
11. Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATMs?
12. Why do you never hear about "gruntled" employees?
13. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?
14. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of stockings, a pair of earrings, a pair of glasses, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
15. If you throw a cat out the window, is it kitty litter?
16. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Thanks The Stealth Bomber